Ode to a Rodent




Of all the guests I’ve had in my house
My least favorite is you, Sir Mouse.
You chew holes in my flour bag
Two steps behind your destruction I feel I lag.

Oh Mr. Mouse please go away,
with your friends on the street I wish you’d play.

I’ve bought a humane trap so I guess you’re lucky
But before you go and get all plucky
I know another thing you’ll hate
It is a trick I’ve learned of late-
Dryer sheets in all the low places
Will send you and your appetite off to the races.


Dryer Sheets will deter your unwanted houseguests

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